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WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?

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JUST A LITTLE
GAME I PLAY.

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THIS IS A BOARD THAT SAYS
WHO'S BOUNCED CHEQUES HERE.

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DAD PUTS THEIR NAMES UP TO
SHAME THEM INTO PAYING.

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HAVING YOUR NAME
WRITTEN IN CHALK.

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THERE'S A SHAME
THAT NEVER GOES AWAY.

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OH, HERE HE COMES.
SO WHAT'S THE GAME?

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WATCH.

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MORE BOUNCED CHEQUES?
CHEAP SONS OF--WHO IS IT?

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PETER PARKER? WHO'S THAT?
IS HE FROM TOWN HERE?

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AND WHO'S THIS
JEAN-LUCK PIKARD?

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I THINK THAT'S
JEAN-LUC PICARD.

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WHAT A HANDLE.
MARGE SIMPSON?

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THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

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SHE'S BOUNCED CHEQUES
HERE BEFORE, I THINK.

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DON'T TAKE CHEQUES
FROM MARGE SIMPSON
OR THAT FRENCH GUY.

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THIS IS FUN FOR YOU?

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HE'S STILL TRYING TO
TRACK DOWN ARTHUR FONZARELLI.

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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪

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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪

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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪

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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪

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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪

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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

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HEY, BRENT, THERE'S
SOMETHIN' I WANNA RUN BY YA.

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I GOT AN IDEA THAT WILL SUCK A
MILLION TOURISTS INTO DOG RIVER.

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YOU READY FOR THIS?

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I BET THIS IS
GONNA BE GREAT!

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THE WORLD'S BIGGEST.

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COULD YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE?
WORLD'S BIGGEST WHAT?

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I DON'T KNOW. I SEE.

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SO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
SOMETHING?

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EXACTLY.

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MOOSE JAW'S GOT THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST MOOSE.

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TISDALE'S GOT THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST BUMBLEBEE.

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AND UP THE ROAD
AT WULLERTON,

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THEY GOT THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST MAGPIE.

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IT DRAWS IN TOURISTS
LIKE SOME KINDA...

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LIKE A...

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UM... UH...

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TOURIST MAGNET?

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YEAH. LIKE--LIKE
A MAGNET FOR TOURISTS.

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VEGREVEILLE HAS
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EASTER EGG.

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PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER
COME AND SEE THAT.

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IT'S THE NEW VEGAS.
EXACTLY.

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I FIGURE IF WE CAN COME UP
WITH SOME KINDA, YOU KNOW,

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WORLD'S BIGGEST
SOMETHIN' OR OTHER,

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PEOPLE WILL STOP IN DOG RIVER
AND CHECK OUT OUR THING.

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PUT THAT IN THE BROCHURE,
"CHECK OUT OUR THING."

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AND THEY'LL STOP IN HERE
TO GET THEIR GAS

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AND THEIR DRINKS AND THEIR
SMOKES AND SNACKS AND WHATNOT.

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ACTUALLY, HANK, I THINK
YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHIN'.

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EVERYONE, HANK HAS
HAD A GOOD IDEA.

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SOMEONE CIRCLE
THE CALENDAR.

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VERY FUNNY.

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I'M GONNA BRING THIS UP
AT THE TOWN MEETING.

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ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP,
LET ME KNOW.

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BE AT THE TOWN MEETING?
NO.

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COULD YOU PASS
THE KETCHUP?

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OH, YEAH, SURE.

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AH!

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WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?

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I PULLED A MUSCLE
IN MY NECK.

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LIFTING KETCHUP?

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YEAH.

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I THREW MY BACK OUT THE
OTHER DAY, SHAVING.

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OH, I USED TO BE IN
SUCH GREAT SHAPE.

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NOW I CAN FEEL IT
ALL SLIPPIN' AWAY.

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YOU'RE GETTIN' OLD.
I'M NOT OLD.

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YOU'RE NOT YOUNG.

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THIS IS THE WAY
IT GOES, DAVIS.

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ONE DAY IT DAWNS ON YA THAT
YOU'RE STARTIN' TO GET OLD.

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AND THEN IT DAWNS ON YA
THAT YA ARE OLD.

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THEN IT DAWNS ON YA THAT
EVERY SECOND THAT TICKS BY

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IS JUST ANOTHER INCH
THAT YOU'VE DRAGGED

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YOUR TIRED CARCASS TOWARDS
YOU OWN COLD GRAVE.

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THEN ONE DAY STUFF
STOPS DAWNIN' ON YA,

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'CAUSE YA DIED.

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EVER DONE ANY
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING?

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YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO IT.

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JUST GIVIN' HIM THE
BENEFITS OF MY WISDOM.

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IT'S THE ONLY GOOD
THING ABOUT BEING OLD.

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YOU ARE NOT OLD, OSCAR.

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GO ON. I'M 63,
AND I LOOK 73.

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YOU DO NOT.

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YOU ARE A DAMN FINE
LOOKING MAN, OSCAR LEROY,

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AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

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OKAY.

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ALL IN FAVOUR?

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ALL OPPOSED?

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NAY.

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THE NAYS HAVE IT.

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SO WE WILL NOT BE PAINTING
A BIG PINK SMILEY FACE UP
ON THE WATER TOWER.

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SORRY, ED.

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ANY OTHER IDEAS ON HOW
TO IMPROVE TOURISM?

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STOP SHUTTIN' DOWN THE TOWN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
FOR MEETINGS.

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WE'LL DISCUSS THAT AT OUR NEXT
MEETING, 11:00 a.m. FRIDAY.

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DO THESE TOWN MEETINGS
USUALLY GO ON FOR THIS LONG?

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HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE?
WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

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YOU SEEM KINDA CRABBY.
ARE YOU CRABBY?

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IS SOMETHIN' WRONG?
YEAH.

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YOU'RE NOT ASKIN' ME
ENOUGH QUESTIONS.

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JUST STAY LOW.
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

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OKAY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE
I WENT TO NINJA SCHOOL.

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I DON'T WANT HANK
TO KNOW THAT I'M HERE.

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WHY NOT?

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BECAUSE THEN HE'LL
INVOLVE ME SOMEHOW

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AND THEN I'M AN IDIOT
BY ASSOCIATION.

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THE FLOOR WILL NOW
RECOGNIZE HANK YARBO.

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HEY, LOOK, IT'S HANK YARBO.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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HA-HA... HA.

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GO AHEAD, HANK.

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OKAY. THANKS, FITZY.

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I--I MEAN--I MEAN
MR. MAYOR.

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HE'S THE MAYOR.

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WELL, I--I--I THINK THAT
PEOPLE BUY WILL SMOKES, RIGHT?

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BUT--BUT WHAT WE NEED IS
A--IS A--IS A MAGNET,

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LIKE THE--LIKE THEY GOT
IN THE--IN THAT NEW VEGAS.

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UH.

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LIKE A BEE.

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AND, UH,
AND--AND--AND--AND GAS.

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BUT--BUT A BIG ONE, RIGHT?

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A BIG--A--A--WE NEED TO BUILD
A REALLY, REALLY BIG ONE.

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SMOOTH.

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HE'S LIKE
A YOUNG TRUDEAU.

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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CHEER UP.
HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?

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HEY!

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THAT NEW MUSIC SUCKS,
AND IT SUCKS TOO LOUD!

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NEW? THAT SONG
CAME OUT IN LIKE '96.

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I WAS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL
WHEN THAT SONG CAME OUT.

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WHY ARE THEY HAVING
A TOWN MEETING

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ABOUT INCREASING TOURISM?

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LIKE TOURISTS ARE GONNA
COME TO DOG RIVER?

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NOT IN MY LIFETIME AND
CERTAINLY NOT IN YOURS.

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PEOPLE WILL BUY SMOKES,

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BIG SMOKES, ANY BIG,
HUGE THING, ANY BIG THING.

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LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.

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OH, NO! HIS WHEELS
ARE COMIN' OFF.

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OH, RELAX.
HE'LL BE FINE.

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NO. HE'S GONNA HAUL
ME INTO HIS HELL.

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BRENT, YOU MADE IT!

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YEAH, I'M HERE
FOR YA, BUDDY.

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BRENT KNOWS WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

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AND HE--HE CAN TAKE IT FROM
HERE. UH--HE--HE KNOWS.

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OKAY.

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UH, OKAY.

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WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THAT
MOOSE JAW HAS THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST MOOSE?

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YEAH.

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WE BUILD SOMETHING
SIMILAR.

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A CARIBOU.

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A REINDEER.

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NOT SIMILAR TO A MOOSE.

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FISH?

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SIMILAR IN CONCEPT.

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UH, WE BUILD SOMETHING
THAT IS SOMEHOW

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REPRESENTATIVE
OF OUR TOWN.

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I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS PRETTY PRICEY.

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WELL, THEY GOT THAT BIG
MAGPIE UP THE ROAD, FITZY.

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ARE YOU, AS MAYOR OF DOG RIVER,

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TELLIN' ME THAT WE'RE NOT
AS GOOD AS WULLERTON?

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N-NO. I--I--I--I--I
WASN'T SAYING THAT. I--

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DO YOU GUYS THINK
WE'RE AS GOOD AS WULLERTON?

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All
HELL, YEAH.

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YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER
STARTING YOUR OWN CULT.

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I'M THINKIN' ABOUT IT.

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PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
YOU COULD BE WIFE NUMBER 30.

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YOU BETTER START BEING
NICE TO ME, EMMA.

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OR WHAT, EXACTLY?

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I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO
TELL YOU THIS OR NOT,

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BUT SOMEONE IN TOWN
HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

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A CRUSH ON YOU?

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YOU COULDN'T GET A DOG
TO LICK YOU IF YOU WERE
COVERED IN GRAVY.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
DOGS LICK ME ALL THE TIME.

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SO WHO'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU?
IS HELEN KELLER BACK IN TOWN?

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LACEY.

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LACEY?

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THAT'S RIGHT, LACEY.

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IN RETROSPECT, I SHOULD
HAVE SEEN THE SIGNS.

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MORE COFFEE, OSCAR?

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WHAT TIME IS IT?

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HI, LACEY.
HI.

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POOR KID,
SHE'S GOT IT BAD.

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LISTEN, OSCAR,

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I KNOW LACEY IS YOUNG
AND PRETTY AND NEW.

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YOU AND I'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR 37 YEARS AND--

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF YOU
SUDDENLY TOOK OFF WITH LACEY

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AND THE TWO OF
YOU WOULD--
.

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I HELD IT TOGETHER PRETTY
GOOD THERE FOR A SECOND.

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YOU AND LACEY!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET TO IT.

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THIS COMMITTEE'S JOB IS
TO DECIDE WHAT SORT OF

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WORLD'S BIGGEST THING
TO BUILD.

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BRENT, ANY SUGGESTIONS?
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.

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WELL, I--

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WHOA, HEY, HEY!
POINT OF ORDER.

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WHAT?

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OH, YEAH.

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THIS WAS HANK'S IDEA,
ACTUALLY.

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HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR
HANK, EVERYBODY.

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WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA
SAY THAT I THINK

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WE SHOULD BUILD SOMETHING
SYMBOLIC OF DOG RIVER.

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HOW ABOUT A BIG DOG
STANDING IN A RIVER?

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AND YET SOMETHING LESS
OBVIOUS THAN THAT.

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HEY, OSCAR.
HELLO, LACEY.

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THE OTHER DAY EMMA AND I--
YOU KNOW MY WIFE, EMMA?

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YEAH, OF COURSE.

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WELL, THE OTHER DAY I WAS
WATCHING THE NEWS,

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WATCHING THE NEWS WITH
MY WIFE, EMMA,

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AND THEY SAID THAT BILL CLINTON,
HE WAS FOOLING AROUND,

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FOOLING AROUND ON HIS WIFE.

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THAT WAS ON THE NEWS?
THAT HAPPENED LAST MILLENNIUM.

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AND I SAYS TO MY WIFE, EMMA,
"WIFE, I DON'T APPROVE

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"OF THAT BILL CLINTON
FOOLING AROUND LIKE THAT

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AND I DON'T APPROVE OF
THAT YOUNG WOMAN FOOLING
AROUND WITH HIM,"

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IF YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?

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AH, I DON'T KNOW, OSCAR.
IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW?

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A LOT OF WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED
TO POWERFUL OLDER MEN.

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DAMN!

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YOU KNOW WHAT, BRENT?
LET ME, OKAY?

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
FINISH THIS SENTENCE.

222
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,770
WELCOME TO DOG RIVER,
HOME OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST...?

223
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,772
WE GOT THAT FAR
AN HOUR AGO.

224
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,140
WORLD'S BIGGEST GOPHER.

225
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,908
STUMPWOOD HAS THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST GOPHER.

226
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,777
HOW BIG IS IT?

227
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,812
ITS HEAD'S MADE
OUT OF A VOLKSWAGEN.

228
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,480
THAT'S BIG.

229
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,315
WORLD'S SECOND
BIGGEST GOPHER. THAT'S GOOD.

230
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,751
NO, IT CAN'T BE THE WORLD'S
SECOND BIGGEST SOMETHING.

231
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,753
IT'S LIKE THE GREATEST SHOW
ON EARTH.

232
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,322
NOBODY'S HEARD OF THE SECOND
GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

233
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,791
QUINCY .

234
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,627
I HAVE A SUGGESTION.

235
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,362
OH.

236
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,565
THE FLOOR RECOGNIZES
MY GRANDMA.

237
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:43,302
DOG RIVER HAS ALWAYS BEEN
A FARMING COMMUNITY.

238
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,105
I THINK WE SHOULD BUILD
SOMETHING THAT WOULD SHOW

239
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,508
HOW PROUD WE ARE OF OUR
AGRICULTURAL HERITAGE.

240
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,410
THERE YA GO.
NOW WE'RE COOKIN'.

241
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:56,282
WE SHOULD BUILD A HOE.

242
00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,920
UH, THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST HOE?

243
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,055
THEY DO ATTRACT PEOPLE.

244
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,292
A--AND THEY CERTAINLY
GENERATE REVENUE.

245
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,594
WANDA, HAVE YOU
GOT A SECOND?

246
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,529
HONESTLY, WHO
EATS HEADCHEESE?

247
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:14,266
IT'S GOOD. IT REMINDS ME
OF WHEN I WAS A KID.

248
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,502
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
IT "THE DEPRESSION."

249
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,271
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
SHOOT.

250
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,274
SAY A WOMAN IS
ATTRACTED TO A GUY,

251
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,610
BUT THE GUY DOESN'T
WANT HER TO BE,

252
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,646
WHAT CAN HE DO TO MAKE HIMSELF
LESS APPEALING?

253
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,949
SLEEP WITH HER.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

254
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,785
THAT WOULD JUST
MAKE IT WORSE.

255
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:36,822
IS THERE SOMETHIN' A GUY CAN DO
JUST TO LOOK LESS APPEALING?

256
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,227
WHAT DO YA MEAN, LIKE HAVING
SOMETHING STUCK IN HIS TEETH?

257
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,728
NOW WE'RE COOKIN'.

258
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,264
IT COULD BE COMING UP
OUT OF THE EARTH,

259
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,166
COVERED WITH TOPSOIL.

260
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,768
NOW IT'S A BIG DIRTY HOE.

261
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,902
HANG ON.

262
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,873
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HOE THING
IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

263
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,407
HOW ABOUT A BIG SHOVEL?

264
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,409
THAT'S ALMOST
THE SAME THING.

265
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,945
GEEZ, BRENT. FIRST YOU
TRY TO STEAL MY IDEA

266
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,747
AND NOW YOU'RE
TAKIN' HERS.

267
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,250
YEAH, BRENT. LOOK FITZY'S
GRANDMA IN THE EYE

268
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,786
AND GIVE HER ONE GOOD
REASON WHY THIS TOWN

269
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,788
CAN'T BUILD A GREAT
BIG DIRTY HOE.

270
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,557
UM, ALL RIGHT.

271
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:17,963
WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S
JUST THAT, UH, IF--IF...

272
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,368
NO REASON, MA'AM.

273
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,671
WE CAN BOLT SOME
SHEET METAL ONTO AN
OLD TELEPHONE POLE.

274
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,973
NAH, THE WOOD'S TOO DRY.
IT'LL CRACK.

275
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,742
CRACK HOE.
CRACK HOE.

276
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,410
THIS REALLY ENTERTAINS
YOU, DOESN'T IT?

277
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,612
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

278
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,619
HEY, DO WE HAVE
ANY PARSLEY?

279
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,088
ABOVE THE STOVE.

280
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,224
WHAT DO YOU NEED
PARSLEY FOR?

281
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,359
WATCH YOUR SHOW.

282
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,630
OH, LOOK, OSCAR!
RAQUEL WELCH IS ON TV.

283
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,800
DOESN'T SHE ALSO
HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?

284
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,302
LAUGH IT UP.

285
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,905
ANGIE DICKINSON CALLED EARLIER.
I TOLD HER YOU WERE MARRIED.

286
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,907
I'M GOIN' OUT.

287
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:05,978
I'LL JUST STAY HERE. I DON'T
WANT TO CRAMP YOUR STYLE.

288
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,647
SAY HI TO FARRAH FAWCETT
FOR ME.

289
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,683
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

290
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,118
IT WAS LIKE INVASION OF
THE BODY SNATCHERS

291
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,155
AND I WAS THE GUY RUNNING
AROUND AT THE END GOING,

292
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:20,192
"DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S A BIG HOE,
A BIG DIRTY HOE!"

293
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,094
NOBODY SEEMED
TO GET IT.

294
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,297
I'M ASSUMING THERE'S
NOT A DEMAND FOR RAP
ALBUMS IN THIS TOWN?

295
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,775
SO, WHERE ARE THEY
GONNA BUILD THIS HOE?

296
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,777
PROBABLY ON A
STREET CORNER.

297
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,747
AND NO ONE ELSE GOT
THE HOE THING, UH?

298
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,983
NO. WELL, ACTUALLY,

299
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,452
I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT THE MAYOR GOT IT.

300
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,154
FITZY, ARE YOU OKAY WITH US
BUILDING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST--

301
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,190
WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY,
BRENT?

302
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,393
SHE'S MY GRANDMA,
MY GRANDMA!

303
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,162
I'D NEVER SEEN A HUMAN
FACE DO THAT BEFORE.

304
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,565
IT LOOKED LIKE A
BALLOON FULL OF JAM.

305
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,166
CAN WE GET A ROUND?

306
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,669
HEY, BRENT, GOOD JOB
AT THE MEETING.

307
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,138
YOU HAD THEM IN THE
PALM OF YOUR HANDS,

308
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,574
TILL YOU TRIED TO STEAL
OLD LADY JENSEN'S IDEA.

309
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,576
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

310
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,244
ABOUT WHAT?
THE HOE THING?

311
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,046
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

312
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,315
WELL, HANK, IN--IN
LARGE URBAN CENTRES

313
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,285
SOME WOMEN ARE WILLING TO
EXCHANGE MONEY FOR, UM--UH--

314
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,587
I KNOW, I KNOW. I GET IT.

315
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,591
HOE, BIG DIRTY HOE, CRACK HOE.
I'M THERE.

316
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,694
BUT THE WAY I SEE IT,
WHEN WE BUILD THIS THING,

317
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,263
IT'S GONNA CAUSE A HUGE
STINK IN THE MEDIA,

318
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,799
AND NOT JUST LOCALLY,
NATIONALLY,

319
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,634
INTERNATIONALLY.

320
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,503
THEN WE JUST SIT BACK

321
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,873
AND WAIT FOR THE TOURIST
DOLLARS TO ROLL IN.

322
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,609
THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT A BAD IDEA.

323
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,178
HANK'S GOT A GOOD IDEA.
CIRCLE THE CALENDAR.

324
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,614
I USED THAT ONE
ALREADY.

325
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,883
OH, YEAH. WELL,
I CAN'T KEEP TRACK.

326
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,052
I DON'T KNOW, HANK.
I DON'T BUY IT.

327
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,887
I HEAR WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE,

328
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,156
I PICTURE A 40 FOOT PROSTITUTE.

329
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,657
I'D WATCH THAT MOVIE.

330
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,793
CAN'T THEY JUST USE
A DIFFERENT WORD?

331
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,027
HAVE YOU HEARD?

332
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,363
THE TOWN'S BUILDING
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SOIL TURNER.

333
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,132
HOW TALL ARE THEY GONNA
MAKE THAT BIG EARTH SPOON?

334
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,635
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THAT GIANT DIRT STICK.

335
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637
NOBODY'S BUYIN' IT.

336
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,240
DID YOU TRY DIRT STICK?
YES.

337
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,942
I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T DO THIS.

338
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,778
I CAN'T WATCH A
WOMAN PLAY PINBALL.

339
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,313
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

340
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,649
WELL, THOSE FLIPPERS MOVE
INDEPENDENTLY, YOU KNOW?

341
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,085
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLAP
THEM BOTH AT ONCE.

342
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,721
ATTA GIRL!

343
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,056
HEY, OSCAR.

344
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,691
HI, LINDA.

345
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,093
IT'S LACEY.

346
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,695
OH, RIGHT. SORRY.

347
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,665
DID YOU GET HIT BY
A GRAIN TRUCK?

348
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,135
OR A GARBAGE TRUCK?
OOHF, WHAT'S THE DEAL?

349
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,970
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?

350
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,639
I FEEL FINE.
I FEEL REALLY GOOD.

351
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,708
IS THAT PARSLEY
IN YOUR TEETH?

352
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,610
WELL, MAYBE.

353
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,313
HA HA!
DOES IT LOOK GROSS?

354
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,647
HEY?

355
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,615
LACEY?

356
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,117
HMM? UH, NO.

357
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,153
I GET STUFF STUCK IN
MY TEETH ALL THE TIME.

358
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,721
DAMN!

359
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,357
ANOTHER THING WE'VE
GOT IN COMMON.

360
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,061
I GOTTA GO HOME NOW,
TO MY WIFE .

361
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,998
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

362
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,566
OH, MY GOD!

363
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,668
OSCAR WAS TALKIN'
ABOUT LACEY.

364
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,470
ABOUT ME?
YEP.

365
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,639
OSCAR THINKS YOU
HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

366
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,306
WHAT?

367
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:21,940
YEP.

368
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,508
NO.

369
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,342
YEP.

370
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,109
HUH?

371
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,677
UH-HUH.

372
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,012
OH.

373
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,213
OH, NO, YOU GUYS!

374
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,682
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM
HE DIDN'T LOOK OLD?

375
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,018
I WAS TRYING TO
MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.

376
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,753
HUSSY!

377
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,257
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
NO.

378
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,591
IS IT YOUR CARD?
NOPE.

379
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,759
I SUCK AT THIS.

380
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,261
OH, GOD!
HERE'S YOUR DAD.

381
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,731
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M OKAY
WITH YOU BEING MY NEW MOMMY.

382
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,199
SHUT UP.

383
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,935
DO YOU PREFER MOM
OR MOMMY?

384
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,137
I DON'T WANT TO HURT
HIS FEELINGS,

385
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,139
BUT THIS HAS
GOTTA END.

386
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,875
WHAT ARE YOU ALL
LOOKIN' AT?

387
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,577
OSCAR?

388
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,182
UH, COULD I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?

389
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,318
I--I THINK THAT THERE'S
BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.

390
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,320
OH! HEY, OSCAR!

391
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,190
WE GOT A NEW SHIPMENT
OF HEADCHEESE IN.

392
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,958
HEADCHEESE?
HEADCHEESE?

393
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,260
HEADCHEESE?
YES, HEADCHEESE.

394
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,262
OH, OSCAR LOVES
HEADCHEESE.

395
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,498
DON'T YA, OSCAR?

396
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,901
OH, YEAH.

397
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,536
NECTAR OF THE GODS.

398
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,205
LET ME AT IT.

399
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,142
OH, LOOK, LACEY!
OSCAR'S EATIN' HEADCHEESE.

400
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,743
SO?

401
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,146
OH!

402
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,681
HEADCHEESE!

403
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,549
OH, OSCAR, THAT'S
DISGUSTING!

404
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,886
OH, I EAT IT EVERY DAY.
WANT SOME?

405
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,754
OSCAR, THAT IS
SUCH A TURNOFF.

406
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,923
I'M SORRY, I THINK
I HAVE TO LEAVE.

407
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,925
I'M--I'M GONNA BE SICK.

408
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,698
COOLED HER JETS.

409
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,334
SO LACEY WAS WARM TO
YOUR FORM, WAS SHE?

410
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,702
POOR KID.

411
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,770
WERE YOU TEMPTED?
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.

412
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,607
SHE IS EASY ON THE EYES.

413
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,775
WOULDN'T BE AFTER EMMA
GOT THROUGH WITH HER.

414
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,344
OH, THAT'S TRUE.

415
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,945
LACEY SEEMS NIMBLE, BUT, UH,

416
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,381
I DON'T THINK SHE COULD
MATCH MOM'S RAW POWER.

417
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,351
)

418
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,224
DAMN SKUNK
IN THE GARDEN!

419
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,502
GO ON, GET!

420
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,638
THE TOURIST ATTRACTION
THAT THE COMMITTEE

421
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:37,309
HAS DECIDED TO BUILD IS
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE.

422
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,516
I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME.

423
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,185
WELL, I COULDN'T MISS
THE ANNOUNCEMENT

424
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,122
OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
GARDENING IMPLEMENT.

425
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,125
OKAY, IT'S A HOE.

426
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,961
I THOUGHT THERE WOULD
BE MORE PEOPLE HERE.

427
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,863
QUINCY 'S ON.

428
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,599
I FINALLY GET TO GO
TO A TOWN MEETING.

429
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,435
IT'S EVERYTHING
I IMAGINED.

430
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:07,239
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE BUILDING THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE.

431
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,075
MAY AS WELL SAY WE'VE
GOT THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST PROSTITUTE.

432
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,280
SHAME ON YOU!

433
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,618
WHY DO YOU YOUNGSTERS
ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE
SUCH FILTHY MOUTHS?!

434
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,593
YOUNGSTER.

435
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,396
EVERYTHING'S
RELATIVE I GUESS.

436
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:32,397
GE

437
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:32,431
GEST

438
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:32,464
GEST H

439
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:32,564
GEST HOE

440
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,004
WAS KINDA DUMB,
BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT.

441
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,206
YEAH, IT REALLY
IS IMPRESSIVE.

442
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,575
GEE, THIS MAKES
OUR HOE LOOK TINY.

443
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,077
REALLY?

444
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,579
YOU THINK THIS ONE'S
BIGGER THAN THE ONE

445
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,781
WE BUILT IN
DOG RIVER?

446
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,783
OH, YEAH.

447
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,586
I GUESS WE SHOULDA
CHECKED FIRST TO SEE

448
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,155
IF ANYBODY ELSE ALREADY
HAD THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE.

449
00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,325
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE SMART THING TO DO.

450
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,294
GEEZ, THIS IS A NICE TOWN.

451
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,963
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO
SPEND SOME MONEY HERE?

452
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,966
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♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS
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